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silverdreaming:

Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead

(via love-personal)

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

(via wantanat)

destroy-wifi:

Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
Me: *Cries*

 

(Source: asvprock, via humoristics)

destroy-wifi:

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

 

(via humoristics)